when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
What did we do last night that was yellow?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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