I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
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I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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