3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
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When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
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Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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