He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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