are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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