This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
