The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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