Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
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He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
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I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
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After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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