office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
where am i from again
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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