oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
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I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.