People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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