Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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