She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
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But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I could fuck to npr.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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