I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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