You work out of a Hotel?
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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