he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
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You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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