i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
