It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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