I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
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Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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