HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
meet me or not, i'm out of control
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
it's like iHOP with fire
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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