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I just spent $27 on things to pee on.

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(205): View more from Alabama

I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.

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(757): View more from Virginia

If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...

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(805): View more from California

He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.

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(740): View more from Ohio

Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride

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(775): View more from Nevada

all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.

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(720): View more from Colorado

You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends

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