how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
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She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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