you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
