VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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