Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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