After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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