I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
The uberlube is also flammable
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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