I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
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spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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