he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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