i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
