finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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