I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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