I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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