look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
You've changed since you got that strap on
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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