After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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