Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
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nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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