Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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