she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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