Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
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It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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