I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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