I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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