He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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