I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Never underestimate the power of titties
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