I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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