I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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