So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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