fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
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So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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