is your mom at the bar?
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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