she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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