If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Dick very happy bro
A+ Viking dick
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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