never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
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one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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