He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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