i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
okay pat passed out under dana's car
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.