So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
These 25 People Believed Fake Facts For Way Too Long
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW