I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
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