imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
