Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Say something about gay babies.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
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You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
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You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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